Would Jesus wear a Rolex?
Would Jesus wear a Rolex? Back in the 70s or 80s (I don’t know the exact time of publication), singer/comedian Ray Stevens wrote a song that became an anthem of sorts against the then-growing number and influence of the so-called televangelists. “Would Jesus Wear A Rolex?” he asked, and the answer, since it was a rhetorical question, was a resounding “No.” If Jesus had chosen this time to do His earthly ministry, He would probably still have chosen to be a carpenter, and He would certainly still identify Himself with the poor. No Rolexes for Him, probably not even a cheap digital watch from China that could be bought nowadays for little more than a hundred pesos. Stevens’ song was a reaction to the excesses that some televangelists were prone to and which, as we now know, led to their own respective falls from grace. “Would He wear a pinky ring,” Stevens asked, “would He drive a fancy car? Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressin' room have a star? If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know: Could ya tell me, Would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show.”
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I write this for two reasons: one, yesterday’s Mirror editorial wrote of a certain television preacher who had anointed himself the “Son of God” and many people have told me they know who this referred to – Pastor Apollo Quiboloy – and asked if we could expound on this, and two, a few weeks ago I had written here that while I do not agree with what Quiboloy says in his television show, I will defend his right to say it. Regarding this second reason, I have been asked by people many times if I were a follower of Quiboloy’s; my initial reaction was irritation because they had obviously missed that I said I did not agree with what Quiboloy preaches. But then I realized that perhaps I did not emphasize that fact enough.
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Before I actually discuss Quiboloy and what he has been preaching, let me say that I actually tried to avoid writing about this, and in fact I had advised some pastor friends of mine that the best way to treat the matter is simply to ignore the man. Answering him and engaging him in debate will lead nowhere because he bases his claims on a subjective experience: he believes and teaches that God – or the Father, who in his teaching is actually Jesus Christ, which makes me ask what happened to the original Father (I know, it’s confusing, but don’t blame me, blame him) – personally called him to become the Son of God in these “last days.” How exactly this happened is not clear in his shows, and even his website does not give a history of how he earned his “sonship.” All Quiboloy says is that he went through a period of training and trials before becoming chosen to be the “appointed son.” It is this vagueness that makes it difficult to debate with him on this point. He just claims the position, and his followers believe him.
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OK, so what are these claims? In case you don’t have cable (he has three channels on SkyCable) and are not able to see his programs, Quiboloy has declared himself to be the “appointed son of God” in these last days for the Gentiles. If that’s not shocking enough, check out this entry in his website’s FAQ (see www.kingdomofjesuschrist.org): Are you Jesus Christ in the Gentile body? More than 2,000 years ago, Jesus Christ came in the flesh to testify to all that God can dwell in a human body, in the life of a man. It is here now. The life that lived in Israel before is now here. He is now using a Gentile body. If He was able to come to the Jewish people, He can also come to the Gentile people. John 5:23 says, "That all men should honor the Son, even as they honor the Father. He that honoreth not the Son honoreth not the Father which hath sent him." My works bear witness of me. And the Father Himself, who sent me, has borne witness of me.
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As you can see, Quiboloy, after having declared himself the son of God, now appropriates for himself the words of Jesus. He also has the habit of waving his finger and telling members of “religions and denominations” that they do not have the right to interpret the Bible; only he does. It doesn’t make sense, but it’s hard to argue against it because it is based on a subjective “experience.”(Part 2, March 2)